Miley Cyrus nude in the shower. More or less.

So she’s not exactly naked, butt Hannah Montana is pretty close this time.  You see most of her ass in there, but not quite her breasts yet.   I’m sure if we could see it from the front we’d see her undressed tits of Mylee Cyrus under that wet t-shirt.

Bristol Palin, Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin’s daughter now has her phone number in the public.  I guess uou can call 907-982-9061 if you want to, or you can email bristol_palin@hotmail.com if you want to, I’m not sure if it breaks any laws but you may have the FBI knocking on your door:)

Also in the hacked email were some pictures I don’t think we’ve seen before.  Sorry guys, no Bristol Palin nude pictures.  If you want to see someone naked, you’ll need to look elsewhere.  Obviously the young teen has had sex, but there are no known pornographic pics or videos.

 Wonders of the world!!

Just a simple list of things that usually just leave me perplexed, scratching my head, and thinking WTF!!1. What is the obsession with men and staring at the vagina, via a dirty magazine? Wonder if they would be so enthralled, if said magazine showed the women spread eagle with a babies head crowning.

2. Why do some of these girls go on national TV to find out which one of the 35 guys they slept with in the same time frame is their baby daddy? Who in their right mind would admit to whoring it up with 35 guys at the same time. I can barely get one roofied and in the sack, let alone 34 more.

3. Why do people have to speed up and whip right passed you when a road is turning into a two lane road, yet once they are in front of you, they drive the speed limit or below?

4. Why is every women on an episode of Cops, braless and wearing lycra, spandex shorts?

5. Why are most of these girls on MySpace that are spread eagle on a bed in their bikini, or bra and panties, have listed some where in their interest section that they are Christian, or their hero is God?

6. Why do dogs like their belly’s rubbed but cats don’t?

7. Why do people on MySpace request you as a friend, then never say a word to you EVER?

8. Why do men feel the need to catcall out to women who are walking down the street?

9. Why does asparagus make your pee stink?

10. Why is it that when a guy sleeps with 5 girls at the same time, he is a hero and a stud, but if a girl does it she is considered a slut?

11. Why do we have to have daylight savings time?

12. Why do people start fights and belittle strangers via the internet, but would not do so with some stranger walking down the road?

13. Who was the person that thought up wet tee shirt contests and why?

14. Why do girls feel the need to pull up their tops and expose their tata’s when there is a video camera around?

15. Why is it easier to tell a complete stranger via the internet all the details of your life, yet its harder to do so with a real life person?

16. Who ever thought hot candle wax, metal clamps, and leather whips made for good sex  props? (disclaimer for those of you that are now smiling like a possum eating shit, thinking I am into these, as I AM NOT!!. Just wondering why people chose to use things that clearly are not comfortable in the least… not that I would know that they are uncomfortable as I never tried them… just assuming of course!!)

17. Why do people who live in the most run down crappy areas, whose houses look like they should be condemned, have Lexus’s and BMW’s parked in their driveway?

18. Why do people think they all of a sudden have a great singing voice when they have too much alcohol in them, but know when they are sober that their singing make other peoples ears bleed?

19. Why do the couples on Cheaters always get back together after they have been caught and humiliated on national TV, and why has Joey Greco only ever been stabbed once?

20. Why do people like to expose themselves on web cams?

21. Why do people take photos of their genitalia, and then send it out to people over the net who they have never met in person before?

22. Why do famous people seem to get away with things that a normal person would get the book thrown at them for doing?

23. Why is it only in the US you cant legally drink till your 21, but can do so at 18 in any other country?

24. Why do anti abortionist protesters fight women seeking abortions of their unborn child, yet can blowup an abortion clinic killing many people?

25. Why do guys always wake up with an erection?

26. Why do most sports seem to be played with some type of ball?

27. What is the fascination with Brad Pitt, and why do so many women find him irresistible? (I don’t really find him all that)

28. Why can men go shirtless in the summertime but women can’t?

29. Why is it so accepted to see two women together, but its still taboo and frowned upon by some, for two men to be together?

30. Why do some people in committed relationships have to cheat on one another?

31. Why are some women so materialistic, and will only ever go for guys that can afford them the finer things in life?

32. Why do some women think they constantly need a man in their life to take care of them, an will hook up with any loser just to not be alone?

33. Why is it that a man will pay a hooker for sex, when he can just go down to the local bar and pick up on some drunk ass chick, and get some from her for free?

34. How do cats automatically know to use a liter box even from real young, but dogs have to go outside?

35. Why do some sports fanatics always want to start a fight with you when you root for the opposing team?

Okay, think ill stop here for now as I am running out of wonder.  Ill add more to this as well, as more come to mind!

7 REASONS TO DATE A STUDIO DANCER

1. We have mastered 5 positions PERFECTLY

2. We have PERFECT hip rotation

3. We’re used to having bruses on our knees

4. We’re used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing

5. Underwear doesn’t get in the way…
CAUSE WE DON’T WEAR ANY

6. Fast or slow, we keep the rythem

7. FLEXIBILITY!

Who is the weaker sex?

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

Peace,

Kahlee S.

Oh and by the way…
I do all my own nude scenes

Lindsay Lohan Photos in New York Magazine

New: uncensored behind the scenes video of Lindsay stripping down naked…

Click on each image below for the full size, high resolution pictures of Lindsay Lohan naked in her nude photo shoot, right click, save as, enjoy. (I know I did;)

If you like these Lindsay Lohan nude and topless pics, I knew you’ll like this video.

Oh and by the way…
I do all my own nude scenes

Vanessa Hudgens sex tape here?

You know, Vanessa Hudgens sure just can not seem to stay out of the news for naughty things like naked photos and sex tapes. Supposedly, sexy Vanessa has a 45 second movie from a cell phone, where she is wearing a Santa hat and red thong underneath the Christmas tree and says,

“I want Santa to come up my chimney because I’ve been a good little girl this year.”

Chill out girlfriend, you don’t have to give up all your goods in a week! Save it for when you need to make a comeback!

Yeah right. What BS. Blogs and sites asserting that there is a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape floating around the Internet have been duped by a satirical article that appeared on the website Postcards from the Pug Bus, written by one “Chip Hilton,” and quotes the non-existant “Them magazine.”

I do all my own nude scenes

It’s humorous, but that’s it. There is absolutely no truth to this claim. As much as you know I love to show you nude and naked photos and videos of homoerotica and slutty celebrities, it just doesn’t exist. As if Vanessa Hudgens even listens to Zamfir. So there we have it. Sorry guys, but you will all probably have to wait around some more before any real Vanessa Hudgens sex tapes come about. Though, considering her previous actions, I doubt it will be long.

Stay tuned for more updates…

Miley Cyrus may not be nude yet, but she’s getting closer. Vanessa Hudgens could give her some pointers on taking nude self-shots I’m sure. Someone should call Miley Cyrus cell phone number or send an email to Hannah Montana email address and tell her to act her age. How old is Miley Cyrus anyway? All about miley cyrus -

Download video of Miley in her bikini

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Download video of an uncensored Miley Cyrus nipslip in her bikini … hehe

I can’t show naked pics on this blog, so click here for naked pics of Miley. Miley Cyrus naked? Hannah Montana naked? Not yet, but in trying to be like her pal Vanessa Hutchinson, she’s getting closer. This is the new bikini photo scandal for Miley Cyrus. Not that it’s all that scandalous, nor is her other bikini photo, but I just wonder what is the track she’s headed on. This young underage Disney star has the web going crazy with such photos as near kissing while eating liquorice on the floor of a hotel with a friend. A number of these photos seem to be selfshots taken by the sexy young Disney star herself, while many others, such as the ones of her and friends naked or in bikinis in the bathtub may not have been. Now, girls will be girls, and I remember how I was at that age, and there’s certainly nothing wrong with wearing a cute outfit or a bikini, but when you consider that she’s so willing to send photos around of her sticking her tongue through the slit of her fingers like it’s her pussy, you’ve got to wonder about some of her other extra-curricular activities. Some people are all uptight about her sucking on strawberries with a friend, but I actually think it’s kind of funny. The picture of young Miley in skimpy pajamas is probably a little more slutty than the one just showing her cleavage though. You’ve got to wonder if whatever thong or lingerie she bought at Victoria’s Secret is under Hannah Montana’s short skirt though.

Just my two cents…

… KahleeS

PS. I do all my own nude scenes

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of “Hot XXX Galore”. When I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour — ” ‘Tis not possible!”, I muttered, “Give me back my free hardcore!”… Quoth the server: 404.

-Kahlee S

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I do all my own nude scenes