Why do nice guys finish last? A girls perspective…
Posted by kahlees on June 3, 2008
All girls want truly nice guys. That is, a guy that is tall, athletic, smart, sexy and good looking with a good personality that treats her right. Such guys always finish first.
A bad boy is also, tall, athletic, smart, sexy and good looking with a good personality that all the girls are falling into. The only difference is that they prefer an exciting new girl to an old girl after they have charmed their snake into her pants a few times. They take advantage of the fact that pretty girls are easy for them so, after sampling her a few times, they dump the old girl for the next new pretty girl.
After being dumped, a girl will call the guy a jerk and find and complain to some wimpy nice guy that will tell her the guy is a low-life maggot, that she deserves better, and that he would never treat a girl like that. However, after she has had her cry, it is not long before the girl is flirting with the next exciting hot guy that makes her panties wet.
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Most nice guys are short, plump, homely, desperate, shy, and wimpy guys the girls don’t want anyway. They are no fun, they are not exciting, and they don’t make a girl’s panties wet. Sex with most nice guys would be gross. They may as well be gay because girls only view them as platonic friends.
Most so called nice guys are selfish clingy bastards posing as nice guys, just to get the girl. They don’t really care about the girl; if they did, they would be happy for her when she found a hot guy and wanted to go because that would be what she wanted. But, no he is selfish and wants the girl to stay and love him even though that is not what she wants.
Suppose a pretty girl dates a typical nice guy. He wines and dines her at the most expensive places. He takes her on a couple of trips and pays for separate rooms, and is rewarded with good night pecks but no sex. He pays to have the transmission in her car repaired, he buys her a cultured pearl necklace and other jewelry, and he takes her to Neiman Marcus and buys her expensive clothes.
Then a couple of months later after he has had the immense pleasure of spending $15,000 and most of his saving on her, she asks him to meet her one evening at an upscale restaurant because she has something important to discuss with him. And, after he pays for an expensive meal and wine, imagine this conversation:
“Do you love me and do you want what I want because it will make me happy?” She asked.
“Yes, I love you and that is exactly what I want.”
“I am so glad you feel that way because I have met this sexy good looking guy and we have already had sex which I could never do with you because you don’t appeal to me in that way. Anyway, I will always think of you as a good friend.” And, with that she gets up and leaves.
Does he really love her, is he happy for her, and is he delighted that during the last two months she allowed him the privilege of spend $15,000 on her? And, is he overjoyed that although she would never have sex with him, she so quickly had sex with her new guy because he turns her on and sex with him is great?
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Verge said
This is a great blog. So amusing. Loved reading your older posts.
Jenova said
Alrite. Here’s your answer. From the “short, plump, homely, desperate, shy, and wimpy” nice guy (as if any of these apply to me…well shy does). I’m the nice guy who is the nice guy, see?
The reason I don’t do the bad boy routine is ’cause guy’s who play bad boy’s usually end up being jerks, like you said. Girls go after domince usually in a relationship. If the guy is like you described, they go for him because he’s bad, and most likely a sleezeball coward. He is usually assertive in the relation and the girl finds that sexy, kinda like how the alpha male in a pride of lion’s mates with the females. They go for the top dog and he is the top dog. But he just doesn’t screw one chick. He screws this one while screwing that one and drops one when he get’s bored.
Then she runs to the friend and cries for hours and he comforts her. But because he is not assertive, she only sees him as a friend. He, in all sense of reality and sanity, is the PERFECT guy for her. But, to the man’s dismay, she see’s him as a brother of some sort. Even though he would go to the ends of the Earth for her, and give his life for her, she still only see’s him as you said, platonic.
This guy is the one who says “I’m sorry he was a jerk and I wish you the best” when what he really means is “Why do you go for assholes? I’m the right guy for you. Can’t you see it?” But nay, she does not see it because, again as you said, she goes for the hot guy who makes her panties wet. And when she get’s used again it is the same routine. But this time, the guy can’t help but give in to the rage that burns in his heart when she comes to him.
He says he’s sorry but what he means is “If you would go out with me, you wouldn’t be in this situation again.” And he laughs a little at her dismay, even though it pains him greatly to see her in this condition yet again. And yet in the end, he just stops caring and is sorry he cared at all when she marries one of the jerks. And thus is the end of what could have been happiness for both.
It destroy’s the man to here her say that the new guy she just banged is awsome, we’re through but we’re still friends. It completely destroy’s the man. It also destroy’s him to here her say “I can’t go out with you. You are like a brother to me.” Any guy who has heard this will feel my pain. It will kill you to hear this. After hearing that you wish she would have said, “I don’t wanna go out with you because I like being single right now.” That one sucks, but it dosn’t just tear your heart out, it rips your soul out, also.
A girl is a cmplete mystery to me, but I think I have somed up a guy’s point of view on this matter. It is a delicate situation to be the nice guy. I’m in it, yet through all the hardships I face, I carry on and pray she will see that I am the one who will make sure she knows no more sadness in a relationship ever again.
. said
sad but true
Chad Mann said
great post… for a blonde cheerleader LOL
still, you’re right about one thing… you are a sucker for badboys like me.
keep it up.
kahlees said
lol
why do you think you’re such a badboy?
Chad Mann said
great post… for a blonde cheerleader LOL
still, you’re right about one thing… you are a sucker for badboys like me.
keep it up. screwing boys over…
Zach said
Some of us nice guys *are* tall, athletic, smart, sexy, good looking, and…
Taken.
J.Mike said
But the sex isn’t great! Not for either one. Because she just lays there and he does all the work(which is just like masterbating with a view) and then comes the tears because of the hollow feeling she has inside(which is probably more of a daddy thing anyway) plus the fact that 5 minutes after he nuts he’s already late for the door. Cause no one wants to deal with a bitch after sex. And after that she’s right back in the saddle again and on to yet another empty lay.
I’ve seen it a hundred times.