5. Because it gets them more attention, and they are attention whores after all.

7. See above (5.) it’s all about the “look at all my friends who luuurve me”.

8. The same reason a monkey throws sh!t at people from it’s cage at the zoo.

10. You say the word “slut” like it’s a bad thing!

11. Because it gives shepherds an extra hour of daylight with their flocks.

12. They’re internet hard-asses, they also tend to look, act, smell like the uber-geek Bill Gates.

13. Don’t know, but I think he (had to be a bloke) was definately onto a good thing.

14. I guess I live in the wrong country, i’ve never seen this in ‘real’ life, just on “girls gone wild style” websites. Personally, I think it’s set up, or the beads contains crack.

15. Anominity is a blessing for those who are feeling down, you have the protection of the ‘off button’.

17. They’re wannabe’s.

18. Alcohol relaxes the inhibitions, those with a crap singing voice want to sing well, and when drunk are not inhibited by their knowledge of their own horrendous singing. Personally I act like this when doing the dishes.

19. See (5) above. Again.

20. See (15) above.

21. See (15, and also 5) above… theres a pattern forming here!

22. Famous people are doing us a service, we should be greatful to them, hence why Gary Glitter, galm rocker and massive entertainer, gets community service in exchange for sex with small children.

23. Conversley, why is it legal in America for a 16 year old to drive a car yet in England it is 17, while also in England you cannot drink or smoke until you are 18?

24. Because they’re fecking idiots.

25. We also have an erection constantly while under anesthetic, apparently!

28. Women can, but they choose not too, personally I wouldn’t minded seeing some more half naked women in Woolworths, and less semi-naked men.

29. Because generally anal sex is violent.

31. Because they are the real sluts.

32. You have answered your own question… “..just not to be alone”. Loneliness is a powerful motivator. Probably has a great deal to do with low self-esteem also.

33. Because there is less effort involved. Why make a tennis racket when you can just buy one?

34. Because “Cats rule ‘n’ Dogs drool!” (Cats & Dogs)

35. Because you are the enemy. I was got smacked up for not wearing a West Ham football shirt on the tube. They thought I was suppoting the opposite team. I was the enemy. Therefore I deserved it.

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