Staring at the Vagina
Posted by kahlees on May 28, 2008
Wonders of the world!!
Just a simple list of things that usually just leave me perplexed, scratching my head, and thinking WTF!!1. What is the obsession with men and staring at the vagina, via a dirty magazine? Wonder if they would be so enthralled, if said magazine showed the women spread eagle with a babies head crowning.
2. Why do some of these girls go on national TV to find out which one of the 35 guys they slept with in the same time frame is their baby daddy? Who in their right mind would admit to whoring it up with 35 guys at the same time. I can barely get one roofied and in the sack, let alone 34 more.
3. Why do people have to speed up and whip right passed you when a road is turning into a two lane road, yet once they are in front of you, they drive the speed limit or below?
4. Why is every women on an episode of Cops, braless and wearing lycra, spandex shorts?
5. Why are most of these girls on MySpace that are spread eagle on a bed in their bikini, or bra and panties, have listed some where in their interest section that they are Christian, or their hero is God?
6. Why do dogs like their belly’s rubbed but cats don’t?
7. Why do people on MySpace request you as a friend, then never say a word to you EVER?
8. Why do men feel the need to catcall out to women who are walking down the street?
9. Why does asparagus make your pee stink?
10. Why is it that when a guy sleeps with 5 girls at the same time, he is a hero and a stud, but if a girl does it she is considered a slut?
11. Why do we have to have daylight savings time?
12. Why do people start fights and belittle strangers via the internet, but would not do so with some stranger walking down the road?
13. Who was the person that thought up wet tee shirt contests and why?
14. Why do girls feel the need to pull up their tops and expose their tata’s when there is a video camera around?
15. Why is it easier to tell a complete stranger via the internet all the details of your life, yet its harder to do so with a real life person?
16. Who ever thought hot candle wax, metal clamps, and leather whips made for good sex props? (disclaimer for those of you that are now smiling like a possum eating shit, thinking I am into these, as I AM NOT!!. Just wondering why people chose to use things that clearly are not comfortable in the least… not that I would know that they are uncomfortable as I never tried them… just assuming of course!!)
17. Why do people who live in the most run down crappy areas, whose houses look like they should be condemned, have Lexus’s and BMW’s parked in their driveway?
18. Why do people think they all of a sudden have a great singing voice when they have too much alcohol in them, but know when they are sober that their singing make other peoples ears bleed?
19. Why do the couples on Cheaters always get back together after they have been caught and humiliated on national TV, and why has Joey Greco only ever been stabbed once?
20. Why do people like to expose themselves on web cams?
21. Why do people take photos of their genitalia, and then send it out to people over the net who they have never met in person before?
22. Why do famous people seem to get away with things that a normal person would get the book thrown at them for doing?
23. Why is it only in the US you cant legally drink till your 21, but can do so at 18 in any other country?
24. Why do anti abortionist protesters fight women seeking abortions of their unborn child, yet can blowup an abortion clinic killing many people?
25. Why do guys always wake up with an erection?
26. Why do most sports seem to be played with some type of ball?
27. What is the fascination with Brad Pitt, and why do so many women find him irresistible? (I don’t really find him all that)
28. Why can men go shirtless in the summertime but women can’t?
29. Why is it so accepted to see two women together, but its still taboo and frowned upon by some, for two men to be together?
30. Why do some people in committed relationships have to cheat on one another?
31. Why are some women so materialistic, and will only ever go for guys that can afford them the finer things in life?
32. Why do some women think they constantly need a man in their life to take care of them, an will hook up with any loser just to not be alone?
33. Why is it that a man will pay a hooker for sex, when he can just go down to the local bar and pick up on some drunk ass chick, and get some from her for free?
34. How do cats automatically know to use a liter box even from real young, but dogs have to go outside?
35. Why do some sports fanatics always want to start a fight with you when you root for the opposing team?
Okay, think ill stop here for now as I am running out of wonder. Ill add more to this as well, as more come to mind!
Mark said
Interesting points; especially #7. I actually emailed you with a specific request about your blog stats, as I am producing a TV show that may interest your viewers, yet you failed to reply. By no means am I perterbed, but perhaps it would be logical to add a “7.5″ to this list, “Why is it that when you email someone through myspace, they do not reply?”
Ha!
Best, good stuff.
kahlees said
I’m not sure what you’re talking about?
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Diesel said
1. Are people obsessed with men who stare at photograph’s of vagina’s in dirty magazines? I have watched each of my 4 babies being born, and found it quite fascinating and somewhat disturbing at the same time, therefore enthralling.
5. Because it gets them more attention, and they are attention whores after all.
7. See above (5.) it’s all about the “look at all my friends who luuurve me”.
8. The same reason a monkey throws sh!t at people from it’s cage at the zoo.
10. You say the word “slut” like it’s a bad thing!
11. Because it gives shepherds an extra hour of daylight with their flocks.
12. They’re internet hard-asses, they also tend to look, act, smell like the uber-geek Bill Gates.
13. Don’t know, but I think he (had to be a bloke) was definately onto a good thing.
14. I guess I live in the wrong country, i’ve never seen this in ‘real’ life, just on “girls gone wild style” websites. Personally, I think it’s set up, or the beads contains crack.
15. Anominity is a blessing for those who are feeling down, you have the protection of the ‘off button’.
17. They’re wannabe’s.
18. Alcohol relaxes the inhibitions, those with a crap singing voice want to sing well, and when drunk are not inhibited by their knowledge of their own horrendous singing. Personally I act like this when doing the dishes.
19. See (5) above. Again.
20. See (15) above.
21. See (15, and also 5) above… theres a pattern forming here!
22. Famous people are doing us a service, we should be greatful to them, hence why Gary Glitter, galm rocker and massive entertainer, gets community service in exchange for sex with small children.
23. Conversley, why is it legal in America for a 16 year old to drive a car yet in England it is 17, while also in England you cannot drink or smoke until you are 18?
24. Because they’re fecking idiots.
25. We also have an erection constantly while under anesthetic, apparently!
28. Women can, but they choose not too, personally I wouldn’t minded seeing some more half naked women in Woolworths, and less semi-naked men.
29. Because generally anal sex is violent.
31. Because they are the real sluts.
32. You have answered your own question… “..just not to be alone”. Loneliness is a powerful motivator. Probably has a great deal to do with low self-esteem also.
33. Because there is less effort involved. Why make a tennis racket when you can just buy one?
34. Because “Cats rule ‘n’ Dogs drool!” (Cats & Dogs)
35. Because you are the enemy. I was got smacked up for not wearing a West Ham football shirt on the tube. They thought I was suppoting the opposite team. I was the enemy. Therefore I deserved it.
colbert nation said
to answer number 11 for you.. its because lazy farmers won’t get up at 4 unless we tell them its 5
Dan said
wow, I’m impressed. You been holding that in for awhile? Hope you feel better. I could answer most of these questions for you but I think you know the answers already and just want other to to start thinking.
deadcalm666 said
WOW !!! You are a moron.
deadcalm666 said
You are a really big moron
chris said
men dont have a vagina and never get to play with one its facinating