Paris Hilton as Lesbian Jail Treat

While the Governator ponders whether Paris Hilton is too beautiful for jail, I am wondering what the problem is. I know the orange jump suits are dowdy–however the god awful truth is, many lesbians favor a look like that.

But Paris says–Lesbians: “oh no–they will attack me in the shower cos I am so beautiful.”

Actually, they might. Jasmine Garrison, who was recently released from the facility said the girls ” are going to be all over her and want to be her friend.”

But that shouldn’t be a problem.I do all my own nude scenes

I heard Paris made a sex tape with model Nicole Lenz at the Bellagio in Vegas.

Ok–every girl does a bi-try these days. But it does seem Paris was pretty enthusiastic–she brought the sex toys, and the fling lasted all night.

Paris Hilton won’t be able to bring her toys with her this time, but I am sure at the Century Regional Detention Facility the girls have learned to improvise.

I really don’t care if Miss Hilton is a jail treat–I actually think it would be good for her. And when she comes out she will have some street les cred.

But I am one of the few people who dares wonder out loud if she isn’t getting a bit of a raw deal.

Forty-five days for driving while license suspended for drunk driving is not at all out of line. In Massachusetts it is a mandatory sixty days.

But, it seems this may not be the typical sentence given in Los Angeles or by this judge in similar cases.

I am sure he jacked up the ante when the tart was tardy, lied to him, and then had her crazy mother in the wings. But, just the same, the judge shouldn’t try to get a name for himself as the guy who spanked Paris Hilton.

And he has. When His Honor walked into church last Sunday he was greated with the applause of fellow parishioners.

And the whole thing does seem a bit blondenfreudish.

But, I’m not going to loose any sleep over it.

Though Paris might.

Just like that night at the Bellagio.